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dayfall:

hey writers can we stop using the straight girls “experimenting” in college joke because it isn’t funny, minimizes/mocks bisexuality, and is overall shitty and pretty misogynistic too okay thanks

Oops, the writers apologize, they didn’t want to piss off some hyper sensitive keyboard warrior. Jokes are jokes, I have seen many, MANY jokes in my time that I didn’t like, you know what I did? I didn’t watch or read whatever I was watching or reading, or, I ignored it. But I understand that you’re too good for that, so the world needs to change in order to accommodate you. If that’s the truth, get in line behind the Islamists, the Christians, and Feminists, because they get REALLY mad at jokes, just like you.

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th33z:

grawly:

rodimusprimeofficial:

xaldins:

you cold bro?

Feel the heat with these epic games.

you cold bro?

Feel the heat with these epic games.

TFW I actually got the same message.
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th33z:

grawly:

rodimusprimeofficial:

xaldins:

you cold bro?

Feel the heat with these epic games.

you cold bro?

Feel the heat with these epic games.

TFW I actually got the same message.

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You know what’s cool?

th33z:

wonderfullybadjokes:

Refrigerators. 

Oh my fucking god, I was so close to screaming “GOD DAMMIT” out loud because I thought this was my friend Alan, who often says “You know what’s cool? Not Steven!” to piss me off.

(I have a feeling Alan will now reblog this, because he’s a massive doodoo face.)

NOT STEVEN!

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th33z:

marneuscalgar:

th33z:

durianseeds:

A video of what happens when you break an egg open 60 feet below the water.

Me: “Oh wow, this video is pretty neat.” I say to myself while in a Skype call with my friend, Alan.

Alan: “What’s that?”

Me: “This video of this guy opening an egg 60 feet under water, and it’s cool. It’s like there isn’t any gravity, harharhar.”

Alan: “It’s like the egg is made of egg!”

My friends are weird, and I love it.

This is EGGcelent

God fucking dammit, Alan. 

u r such a jokester maymay maker u

You’re just EGGSaggerating the truth

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th33z:

durianseeds:

A video of what happens when you break an egg open 60 feet below the water.

Me: “Oh wow, this video is pretty neat.” I say to myself while in a Skype call with my friend, Alan.

Alan: “What’s that?”

Me: “This video of this guy opening an egg 60 feet under water, and it’s cool. It’s like there isn’t any gravity, harharhar.”

Alan: “It’s like the egg is made of egg!”

My friends are weird, and I love it.

This is EGGcelent

9 months ago  /  54,534 notes

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rangerkimmy:

#bitches ain’t shit and they ain’t sayin nothing #a hundred muthafuckas can’t tell me nothing
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noodle-lives:

brblosinggame:

animeinagalaxyfaraway:

Done some tweaking of my gaming setup and finally fairly satisfied with how it looks and functions.

porn

I dreamed a dream~

Has a Mac. 0/10 would not. (via: animeinagalaxyfaraway)

noodle-lives:

brblosinggame:

animeinagalaxyfaraway:

Done some tweaking of my gaming setup and finally fairly satisfied with how it looks and functions.

porn

I dreamed a dream~

Has a Mac. 0/10 would not.

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acquaint:

if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS

I’M NOT EVEN A TEXT POST BLOG STOP

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599usdollars:

sircuddlebuns:

JUTS CLICK PL AY

what

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th33z: I WILL FUCKING END YOU, YOU FAGFGOT. YOU THINK THIS IS FUCKING FUNNY. DO YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME YOU BITCH NITCH

u mad bro?

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Derp

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

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yo-ymmat:

marneuscalgar started following you

you found me before my friends did congratulations alan

I AM PROUD OF IT

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