This is Alan's blog, I will mostly be posting video game stuff, but you might see a funny comic or two...
if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS
I’M NOT EVEN A TEXT POST BLOG STOP
(via yo-ymmat)
(via: attains)th33z: I WILL FUCKING END YOU, YOU FAGFGOT. YOU THINK THIS IS FUCKING FUNNY. DO YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME YOU BITCH NITCH
u mad bro?
Derp
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marneuscalgar started following you
you found me before my friends did congratulations alan
I AM PROUD OF IT
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What the hell white people?
the kid trying to drink his milk….
I don’t even understand the microwave one
Are we gonna ignore the wood and bread?
OMFG That kid and the milk .__. And the microwave.
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
science is amazing
Genius. GIVE THE GUY A MEDAL.
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ONLY 1 IN 10 CATS ARE BORN WITH BACON TAPED TO IT. GINGER HAS GONE THROUGH SEVERAL TREATMENTS BUT THERE IS NOT YET A CURE.
REBLOG OR YOU HAVE NO HEART
DON’T YOU DARE SCROLL PAST THIS. THIS IS A REAL ISSUE HERE.
ONLY A MONSTER WOULDN’T REBLOG THIS!
90 PERCENT OF TUMBLR WOULD SCROLL PAST THIS. REBLOG IF YOURE THE 10 PERCENT THAT CARES.
God bless Tumblr.
What.
have you tried the tape-peeling procedure?
AND ENDANGER BOTH THE CAT AND THE BACON I THINK NOT
This is so sad, we gotta show our respect for this poor unfortunate cat.
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